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Christmas Facts and it is not always easy to tell whether some Christmas Facts are
true or not so after you read this Christmas Fact you can decide for yourself which
Christmas Facts you want to believe in.
Little Known Christmas Fact
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but
there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as
fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed
Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More
Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy
bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house
for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the
elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped
the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made
from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened
the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said:
"Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas
tree.
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