| This guy was staggering along the road,
much the worse for the drink, throwing empty beer cans into the street and falling into
peoples gardens. His singing gained the attention of a passing policeman who decided to
question him. "What do you think
you're doing there?" the policeman asked. "I'm on my works Christmas
Party!" came the slurred reply. "Then" the policeman queried, "where
are all the others?" "Ah" the man grinned, "You see officer, I'm self
employed!" |
