Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and
the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because two 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!
How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
