When it comes to Religion, Kids say the Funniest Things. Below is a small
collection of Religious Jokes from Kids around the country concerning
Children, Religion and their observations.
Jesus'
Dad's Name
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's
name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows
what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where
did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they
are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what
was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us
brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay
with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer
for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines
from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully
enunciated
each word, right up to the
end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she
prayed,
"but deliver us from E-mail.
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to
church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One ! bright l ittle girl replied,
"Because people are
sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting
together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud
in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel
asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church
and said,
"See those two men standing by the
door?
They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake,
I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad
replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all
these people to dinner?" |
