Valentines Day Jokes at the Zone

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!

"Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

What is the most romantic city in England?
Loverpool!

What's red and white and swims in the ocean?
A valentine cod!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
He was totally bow-gus!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!

What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

Jokes provided and used by permission by the Humor Club. Visit the Humor Club for more jokes.